“I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.”
— Steven Wright
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If God dropped acid, would he see
“If God dropped acid, would he see people?”
— Steven Wright
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How young can you die of old
“How young can you die of old age?”
— Steven Wright
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Everywhere is within walking distance if you
“Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.”
— Steven Wright
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I intend to live forever. So far,
“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.”
— Steven Wright
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I was reading the dictionary. I thought
“I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.”
— Steven Wright
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I had a friend who was a
“I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.”
— Steven Wright
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Everywhere is within walking distance if you
“Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.”
— Steven Wright
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Cross country skiing is great if you
“Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.”
— Steven Wright
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I busted a mirror and got seven
“I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.”
— Steven Wright
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Cross country skiing is great if you
“Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.”
— Steven Wright
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