“I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy.”
— Steven Wright
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I play the harmonica. The only way
“I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.”
— Steven Wright
Author: Steven Wright
Category: car
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For my birthday I got a humidifier
“For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.”
— Steven Wright
Author: Steven Wright
Category: birthday
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There was a power outage at a
“There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.”
— Steven Wright
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Category: power
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I was a peripheral visionary. I could
“I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.”
— Steven Wright
Author: Steven Wright
Category: future
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