“As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted.”
— Seth Rogen
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I was sleeping the other night, alone,
“I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.”
— Emo Philips
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I love Mickey Mouse more than any
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
— Walt Disney
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I never drink water because of the
“I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.”
— W. C. Fields
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How many people here have telekenetic powers?
“How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.”
— Emo Philips
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One of the funny things about the
“One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.”
— William Feather
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I put on a big show when
“I put on a big show when I write something I think is funny.”
— Judd Apatow
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All generalizations are false, including this one.
“All generalizations are false, including this one.”
— Mark Twain
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Music is more difficult – try naming
“Music is more difficult – try naming a political band. The Dead Kennedys. The Dead Kennedys are political, but they are more funny than they are political.”
— Thom Yorke
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I like long walks, especially when they
“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”
— Fred Allen
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My grandchildren are fabulous and funny.
“My grandchildren are fabulous and funny.”
— Erica Jong
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