“I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.”
— Emo Philips
Author: Emo Philips
Category: funny
Tags: funny, Emo Philips
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How many people here have telekenetic powers?
“How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.”
— Emo Philips
Author: Emo Philips
Category: funny
Tags: funny, Emo Philips
My computer beat me at checkers, but
“My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.”
— Emo Philips
Author: Emo Philips
Category: humor
Tags: humor, Emo Philips
He taught me never to smile, which
“He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites.”
— Emo Philips
Author: Emo Philips
Category: smile
Tags: smile, Emo Philips
A computer once beat me at chess,
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”
— Emo Philips
Author: Emo Philips
Category: computers
Tags: computers, Emo Philips
I was sleeping the other night, alone,
“I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.”
— Emo Philips
Author: Emo Philips
Category: alone
Tags: alone, Emo Philips
He taught me never to smile, which
“He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites.”
— Emo Philips
Author: Emo Philips
Category: smile
Tags: smile, Emo Philips