“I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy.”
— Steven Wright
Author: Steven Wright
Category: car
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Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense,
I take my children everywhere, but they
Trust me, sunscreen is so, so, so
He has not lived badly whose birth
No one has the right to ignite
“No one has the right to ignite a war and lead an occupation and armies to conquer people, invading them and make them suffer all kinds of torture, murder, expulsion, displacement, bombing and terrorism by different lethal prohibited weapons and then come and speak as the savior of the people or a defender of their rights.”
— Muqtada al Sadr
Author: Muqtada al Sadr
Category: war
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God gave me life to continue to
Even when I was a kid, I
“Even when I was a kid, I had a good thing with kids. To this day, if I go to a birthday party with one of my kids, I swear to you, I am so much happier hanging out with my kids and their friends than talking to the grown-ups.”
— Shawn Levy
Author: Shawn Levy
Category: birthday
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