A computer once beat me at chess, Posted on July 24, 2015July 24, 2010 by admin “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” — Emo Philips Author: Emo Philips Category: computers Tags: computers, Emo Philips Spread the love Related posts: Computers are magnificent tools for the realization Home computers are being called upon to Computing is not about computers any more. The computer is a moron.