“His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.”
— Woody Allen
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I failed to make the chess team
“I failed to make the chess team because of my height.”
— Woody Allen
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Seventy percent of success in life is
“Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.”
— Woody Allen
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Sex without love is a meaningless experience,
“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”
— Woody Allen
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Sex without love is a meaningless experience,
“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”
— Woody Allen
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If you want to make God laugh,
“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”
— Woody Allen
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I am two with nature.
“I am two with nature.”
— Woody Allen
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If only God would give me some
“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.”
— Woody Allen
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Category: god
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