“I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.”
— Woody Allen
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I took a speed-reading course and read
“I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.”
— Woody Allen
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Why does man kill? He kills for
“Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.”
— Woody Allen
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Money is better than poverty, if only
“Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.”
— Woody Allen
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There are worse things in life than
“There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?”
— Woody Allen
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My one regret in life is that
“My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.”
— Woody Allen
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Marriage is the death of hope.
“Marriage is the death of hope.”
— Woody Allen
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Sex without love is a meaningless experience,
“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”
— Woody Allen
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The food here is terrible, and the
“The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.”
— Woody Allen
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It seemed the world was divided into
“It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.”
— Woody Allen
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I have bad reflexes. I was once
“I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.”
— Woody Allen
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