“I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.”
— Woody Allen
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Marriage is the death of hope.
“Marriage is the death of hope.”
— Woody Allen
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I had a terrible education. I attended
“I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.”
— Woody Allen
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Marriage is the death of hope.
“Marriage is the death of hope.”
— Woody Allen
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There are worse things in life than
“There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?”
— Woody Allen
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Category: death
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On the plus side, death is one
“On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .”
— Woody Allen
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I will not eat oysters. I want
“I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.”
— Woody Allen
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Eighty percent of success is showing up.
“Eighty percent of success is showing up.”
— Woody Allen
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I took a speed-reading course and read
“I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.”
— Woody Allen
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Seventy percent of success in life is
“Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.”
— Woody Allen
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My one regret in life is that
“My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.”
— Woody Allen
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