“When I had a job catering, I catered a wedding for the Smashing Pumpkins bassist in Indiana. And I served Billy Corgan shrimp off a tray.”
— Amy Poehler
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Bride: A woman with a fine prospect
“Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.”
— Ambrose Bierce
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A wedding is a funeral where you
“A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.”
— Eddie Cantor
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For her fifth wedding, the bride wore
“For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.”
— Phyllis Battelle
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Of course, I do have a slight
“Of course, I do have a slight advantage over the rest of you. It helps in a pinch to be able to remind your bride that you gave up a throne for her.”
— King Edward VIII
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Well… Actually I got picked because I
“Well… Actually I got picked because I was the only one who fit the wedding gown – they had my size.”
— Kevin McDonald
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The wedding ring on my left hand
“The wedding ring on my left hand was bought by my grandfather, Samuel Miliband, in Brussels in 1920. I never knew him, as he died when I was one. But his ring was kept by my aunt until it was placed on my finger by my wife Louise 32 years later.”
— David Miliband
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When the wedding march sounds the resolute
“When the wedding march sounds the resolute approach, the clock no longer ticks, it tolls the hour. The figures in the aisle are no longer individuals, they symbolize the human race.”
— Anne Morrow Lindbergh
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I was married by a judge. I
“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
— Groucho Marx
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All weddings, except those with shotguns in
“All weddings, except those with shotguns in evidence, are wonderful.”
— Liz Smith
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You have to make your wedding day
“You have to make your wedding day all about you.”
— DJ Jazzy Jeff
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