“Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.”
— W. C. Fields
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Sleep – the most beautiful experience in
“Sleep – the most beautiful experience in life – except drink.”
— W. C. Fields
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Category: life
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When we have lost everything, including hope,
“When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.”
— W. C. Fields
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A rich man is nothing but a
“A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.”
— W. C. Fields
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Category: money
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I am free of all prejudices. I
“I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.”
— W. C. Fields
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Category: equality
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Set up another case bartender! The best
“Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.”
— W. C. Fields
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Category: best
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Reminds me of my safari in Africa.
“Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.”
— W. C. Fields
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Category: food
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Start every day off with a smile
“Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.”
— W. C. Fields
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The best cure for insomnia is to
“The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.”
— W. C. Fields
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Category: best
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even
“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
— W. C. Fields
Author: W. C. Fields
Category: funny
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Reminds me of my safari in Africa.
“Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.”
— W. C. Fields
Author: W. C. Fields
Category: travel
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