“I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.”
— W. C. Fields
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even
“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
— W. C. Fields
Author: W. C. Fields
Category: food
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Hell, I never vote for anybody, I
“Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.”
— W. C. Fields
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Category: politics
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Drown in a cold vat of whiskey?
“Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?”
— W. C. Fields
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Category: death
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to
“Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.”
— W. C. Fields
Author: W. C. Fields
Category: food
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All the men in my family were
“All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.”
— W. C. Fields
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Category: women
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All the men in my family were
“All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.”
— W. C. Fields
Author: W. C. Fields
Category: family
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When we have lost everything, including hope,
“When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.”
— W. C. Fields
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Category: death
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I never worry about being driven to
“I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.”
— W. C. Fields
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Category: home
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Sleep – the most beautiful experience in
“Sleep – the most beautiful experience in life – except drink.”
— W. C. Fields
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Category: experience
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I like children – fried.
“I like children – fried.”
— W. C. Fields
Author: W. C. Fields
Category: funny
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