“It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.”
— Tom Lehrer
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Political satire became obsolete when they awarded
“Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.”
— Tom Lehrer
Author: Tom Lehrer
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When you get to fifty-two food becomes
“When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.”
— Tom Lehrer
Author: Tom Lehrer
Category: food
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