“How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.”
— Spike Milligan
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
“I can speak Esperanto like a native.”
— Spike Milligan
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I have the body of an eighteen
“I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.”
— Spike Milligan
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A sure cure for seasickness is to
“A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.”
— Spike Milligan
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My Father had a profound influence on
“My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.”
— Spike Milligan
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