“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
— Scott Adams
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Category: intelligence
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The only risk of failure is promotion.
“The only risk of failure is promotion.”
— Scott Adams
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Category: failure
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Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with
“Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.”
— Scott Adams
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Category: future
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If there are no stupid questions, then
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
— Scott Adams
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Category: time
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Remind people that profit is the difference
“Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.”
— Scott Adams
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Category: business
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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes.
“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.”
— Scott Adams
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Category: art
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Most success springs from an obstacle or
“Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.”
— Scott Adams
Author: Scott Adams
Category: failure
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