“You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.”
— Ron White
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The next time you have a thought…
“The next time you have a thought… let it go.”
— Ron White
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There were years when I was a
“There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.”
— Ron White
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The next time you have a thought…
“The next time you have a thought… let it go.”
— Ron White
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When I was about 12 years old
“When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.”
— Ron White
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I believe that if life gives you
“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”
— Ron White
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I believe that if life gives you
“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”
— Ron White
Author: Ron White
Category: funny
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