“I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.”
— Rodney Dangerfield
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
Category: family
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I told my wife the truth. I
“I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.”
— Rodney Dangerfield
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
Category: truth
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I went to a fight the other
“I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.”
— Rodney Dangerfield
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
Category: sports
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I looked up my family tree and
“I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.”
— Rodney Dangerfield
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
Category: funny
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I found there was only one way
“I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.”
— Rodney Dangerfield
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
Category: funny
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I worked in a pet store and
“I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.”
— Rodney Dangerfield
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
Category: pet
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What a dog I got, his favorite
“What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.”
— Rodney Dangerfield
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
Category: pet
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