“Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.”
— Robert Orben
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Category: society
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I take my children everywhere, but they
“I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.”
— Robert Orben
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Category: home
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To err is human – and to
“To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so.”
— Robert Orben
Author: Robert Orben
Category: computers
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Never raise your hand to your children
“Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected.”
— Robert Orben
Author: Robert Orben
Category: funny
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Humor starts like a wildfire, but then
“Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.”
— Robert Orben
Author: Robert Orben
Category: humor
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I take my children everywhere, but they
“I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.”
— Robert Orben
Author: Robert Orben
Category: parenting
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Quit worrying about your health. It will
“Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.”
— Robert Orben
Author: Robert Orben
Category: health
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Happiness is a very small desk and
“Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.”
— Robert Orben
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Category: happiness
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Quit worrying about your health. It will
“Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.”
— Robert Orben
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Category: fitness
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Inflation is bringing us True democracy. For
“Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.”
— Robert Orben
Author: Robert Orben
Category: history
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Do you ever get the feeling that
“Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?”
— Robert Orben
Author: Robert Orben
Category: politics
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