“Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.”
— Robert Benchley
Author: Robert Benchley
Category: pet
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A real hangover is nothing to try
“A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.”
— Robert Benchley
Author: Robert Benchley
Category: death
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Drawing on my fine command of the
“Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.”
— Robert Benchley
Author: Robert Benchley
Category: funny
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I have tried to know absolutely nothing
“I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.”
— Robert Benchley
Author: Robert Benchley
Category: great
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Tell us your phobias and we will
“Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.”
— Robert Benchley
Author: Robert Benchley
Category: funny
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I have tried to know absolutely nothing
“I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.”
— Robert Benchley
Author: Robert Benchley
Category: funny
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A real hangover is nothing to try
“A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.”
— Robert Benchley
Author: Robert Benchley
Category: family
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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance,
“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.”
— Robert Benchley
Author: Robert Benchley
Category: pet
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In America there are two classes of
“In America there are two classes of travel – first class, and with children.”
— Robert Benchley
Author: Robert Benchley
Category: travel
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There seems to be no lengths to
“There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.”
— Robert Benchley
Author: Robert Benchley
Category: humor
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You might think that after thousands of
“You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.”
— Robert Benchley
Author: Robert Benchley
Category: family
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