“I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.”
— Rita Rudner
Author: Rita Rudner
Category: funny
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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat
“Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.”
— Rita Rudner
Author: Rita Rudner
Category: women
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When I eventually met Mr. Right I
“When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.”
— Rita Rudner
Author: Rita Rudner
Category: funny
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success
“In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.”
— Rita Rudner
Author: Rita Rudner
Category: funny
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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen.
“Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?”
— Rita Rudner
Author: Rita Rudner
Category: women
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success
“In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.”
— Rita Rudner
Author: Rita Rudner
Category: marriage
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles
“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”
— Rita Rudner
Author: Rita Rudner
Category: pet
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There are different kinds of humor, some
“There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.”
— Rita Rudner
Author: Rita Rudner
Category: humor
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success
“In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.”
— Rita Rudner
Author: Rita Rudner
Category: success
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