“Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.”
— Phyllis Diller
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A smile is a curve that sets
“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.”
— Phyllis Diller
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Any time three New Yorkers get into
“Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.”
— Phyllis Diller
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Whatever you may look like, marry a
“Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.”
— Phyllis Diller
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Old age is when the liver spots
“Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.”
— Phyllis Diller
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Best way to get rid of kitchen
“Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.”
— Phyllis Diller
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