“A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.”
— Phyllis Diller
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Category: men
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Most children threaten at times to run
“Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.”
— Phyllis Diller
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Category: parenting
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My recipe for dealing with anger and
“My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.”
— Phyllis Diller
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Category: anger
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Always be nice to your children because
“Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.”
— Phyllis Diller
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Category: home
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up
“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
— Phyllis Diller
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Category: anger
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Best way to get rid of kitchen
“Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.”
— Phyllis Diller
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Category: funny
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Our dog died from licking our wedding
“Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.”
— Phyllis Diller
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Category: wedding
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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.”
— Phyllis Diller
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Category: time
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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.”
— Phyllis Diller
Author: Phyllis Diller
Category: funny
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My recipe for dealing with anger and
“My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.”
— Phyllis Diller
Author: Phyllis Diller
Category: business
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Most children threaten at times to run
“Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.”
— Phyllis Diller
Author: Phyllis Diller
Category: home
Tags: home, Phyllis Diller