“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.”
— Fran Lebowitz
Author: Fran Lebowitz
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Kittens can happen to anyone.
“Kittens can happen to anyone.”
— Paul Gallico
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The dog is the god of frolic.
“The dog is the god of frolic.”
— Henry Ward Beecher
Author: Henry Ward Beecher
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There are two means of refuge from
“There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.”
— Albert Schweitzer
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I got a pet monkey called Charlie
“I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.”
— Jimi Hendrix
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It was so cold today that I
“It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.”
— Mickey Rivers
Author: Mickey Rivers
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I have a pet lizard named Puff,
“I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish – named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an albino African frog named Whitey, a bonsai tree, four Venus flytraps, a fruit fly farm and sea monkeys.”
— Chris Pratt
Author: Chris Pratt
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No one appreciates the very special genius
“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.”
— Christopher Morley
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles
“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”
— Rita Rudner
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Never stand between a dog and the
“Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.”
— John Peers
Author: John Peers
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Dogs are my favorite people.
“Dogs are my favorite people.”
— Richard Dean Anderson
Author: Richard Dean Anderson
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