“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
— Andy Rooney
Author: Andy Rooney
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I heard that Jesus had a pet
“I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth then.”
— John Bacon
Author: John Bacon
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The world spends 40 billion a year
“The world spends $40 billion a year on pet food.”
— Nicholas D. Kristof
Author: Nicholas D. Kristof
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A kitten is in the animal world
“A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden.”
— Robert Southey
Author: Robert Southey
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I have felt cats rubbing their faces
“I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love.”
— James Herriot
Author: James Herriot
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Maybe humans are just the pet alligators
“Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.”
— Chuck Palahniuk
Author: Chuck Palahniuk
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I wish I could write as mysterious
“I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.”
— Edgar Allan Poe
Author: Edgar Allan Poe
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I am fond of pigs. Dogs look
“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
— Winston Churchill
Author: Winston Churchill
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Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice,
“Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.”
— Oliver Herford
Author: Oliver Herford
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We are telling veterans they must sacrifice
“We are telling veterans they must sacrifice to pay for the pet projects and contracts to campaign donors of powerful members of Congress.”
— Nick Lampson
Author: Nick Lampson
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My idea of a perfect pet is
“My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge!”
— Emily VanCamp
Author: Emily VanCamp
Category: pet
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