“If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.”
— Alfred North Whitehead
Author: Alfred North Whitehead
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Cats are intended to teach us that
“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.”
— Garrison Keillor
Author: Garrison Keillor
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We all have our pet things that
“We all have our pet things that we like to get religious about.”
— Max Cannon
Author: Max Cannon
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I looked up my family tree and
“I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.”
— Rodney Dangerfield
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
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Animals are such agreeable friends – they
“Animals are such agreeable friends – they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.”
— George Eliot
Author: George Eliot
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Environmentalists hate sprawl – except when it
“Environmentalists hate sprawl – except when it comes to the size of their expansive pet legislation on Capitol Hill.”
— Michelle Malkin
Author: Michelle Malkin
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I used to love dogs until I
“I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.”
— Nafisa Joseph
Author: Nafisa Joseph
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart,
“The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.”
— Bob Hope
Author: Bob Hope
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Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children,
“Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.”
— Robert Benchley
Author: Robert Benchley
Category: pet
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I love animals and feel very strongly
“I love animals and feel very strongly that people should not be allowed to buy a pet if they are not able to look after it.”
— Kirsty Gallacher
Author: Kirsty Gallacher
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Just watching my cats can make me
“Just watching my cats can make me happy.”
— Paula Cole
Author: Paula Cole
Category: pet
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