“Women would rather be right than reasonable.”
— Ogden Nash
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A family is a unit composed not
“A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.”
— Ogden Nash
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Parents were invented to make children happy
“Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.”
— Ogden Nash
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Happiness is having a scratch for every
“Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.”
— Ogden Nash
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Category: happiness
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There is only one way to achieve
“There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.”
— Ogden Nash
Author: Ogden Nash
Category: happiness
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I hope my tongue in prune juice
“I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.”
— Ogden Nash
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Category: hope
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Marriage is the alliance of two people,
“Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.”
— Ogden Nash
Author: Ogden Nash
Category: marriage
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The bed is a bundle of paradoxes:
“The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.”
— Ogden Nash
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Category: morning
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The most exciting happiness is the happiness
“The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.”
— Ogden Nash
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Category: happiness
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A family is a unit composed not
“A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.”
— Ogden Nash
Author: Ogden Nash
Category: women
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The trouble with a kitten is that
“The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.”
— Ogden Nash
Author: Ogden Nash
Category: pet
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