“I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.”
— Mitch Hedberg
Author: Mitch Hedberg
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I drank some boiling water because I
“I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.”
— Mitch Hedberg
Author: Mitch Hedberg
Category: funny
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My fake plants died because I did
“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.”
— Mitch Hedberg
Author: Mitch Hedberg
Category: funny
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Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just
“Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?”
— Mitch Hedberg
Author: Mitch Hedberg
Category: cool
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A waffle is like a pancake with
“A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.”
— Mitch Hedberg
Author: Mitch Hedberg
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Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for
“Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.”
— Mitch Hedberg
Author: Mitch Hedberg
Category: food
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as
“All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.”
— Mitch Hedberg
Author: Mitch Hedberg
Category: funny
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