“Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.”
— Mark Twain
Author: Mark Twain
Category: humor
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Get your facts first, then you can
“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”
— Mark Twain
Author: Mark Twain
Category: funny
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All you need is ignorance and confidence
“All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.”
— Mark Twain
Author: Mark Twain
Category: success
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Work is a necessary evil to be
“Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.”
— Mark Twain
Author: Mark Twain
Category: work
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A person with a new idea is
“A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.”
— Mark Twain
Author: Mark Twain
Category: success
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Patriot: the person who can holler the
“Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.”
— Mark Twain
Author: Mark Twain
Category: patriotism
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When angry, count to four; when very
“When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.”
— Mark Twain
Author: Mark Twain
Category: anger
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Do the thing you fear most and
“Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.”
— Mark Twain
Author: Mark Twain
Category: death
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To succeed in life, you need two
“To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.”
— Mark Twain
Author: Mark Twain
Category: life
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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose
“Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.”
— Mark Twain
Author: Mark Twain
Category: politics
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In the first place, God made idiots.
“In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.”
— Mark Twain
Author: Mark Twain
Category: education
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