“I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.”
— Mae West
Author: Mae West
Category: funny
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One and one is two, and two
“One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.”
— Mae West
Author: Mae West
Category: work
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Too much of a good thing can
“Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.”
— Mae West
Author: Mae West
Category: good
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When women go wrong, men go right
“When women go wrong, men go right after them.”
— Mae West
Author: Mae West
Category: men
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The best way to hold a man
“The best way to hold a man is in your arms.”
— Mae West
Author: Mae West
Category: best
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Any time you got nothing to do
“Any time you got nothing to do – and lots of time to do it – come on up.”
— Mae West
Author: Mae West
Category: time
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Love thy neighbor – and if he
“Love thy neighbor – and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.”
— Mae West
Author: Mae West
Category: love
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I never worry about diets. The only
“I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.”
— Mae West
Author: Mae West
Category: diet
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When women go wrong, men go right
“When women go wrong, men go right after them.”
— Mae West
Author: Mae West
Category: women
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A man can be short and dumpy
“A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.”
— Mae West
Author: Mae West
Category: women
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Between two evils, I always pick the
“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”
— Mae West
Author: Mae West
Category: funny
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