“Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.”
— Larry David
Author: Larry David
Category: women
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I still think of that guy I
“I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money – this is the guy who needs to laugh.”
— Larry David
Author: Larry David
Category: money
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I was planning on my future as
“I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.”
— Larry David
Author: Larry David
Category: future
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Every relationship is just so tenuous and
“Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.”
— Larry David
Author: Larry David
Category: relationship
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Obviously comedic styles do change.
“Obviously comedic styles do change.”
— Larry David
Author: Larry David
Category: change
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It began to dawn on me that
“It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas.”
— Larry David
Author: Larry David
Category: home
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Women love a self-confident bald man.
“Women love a self-confident bald man.”
— Larry David
Author: Larry David
Category: women
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I wanted to make a living, but
“I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.”
— Larry David
Author: Larry David
Category: money
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Well, after the divorce, I went home
“Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!”
— Larry David
Author: Larry David
Category: home
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Sometimes I have these fantasies of just
“Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair… Change my name, just see what happens.”
— Larry David
Author: Larry David
Category: change
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