“May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.”
— Kinky Friedman
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Money can buy you a fine dog,
“Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.”
— Kinky Friedman
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Beauty is in the eye of the
“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”
— Kinky Friedman
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Money can buy you a fine dog,
“Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.”
— Kinky Friedman
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May the God of your choice bless
“May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.”
— Kinky Friedman
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Category: god
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Politics is the only field in which
“Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.”
— Kinky Friedman
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How can you look at the Texas
“How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?”
— Kinky Friedman
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Money can buy you a fine dog,
“Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.”
— Kinky Friedman
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I support gay marriage. I believe they
“I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.”
— Kinky Friedman
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Well, I just said that Jesus and
“Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.”
— Kinky Friedman
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