“The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.”
— Joe E. Lewis
Author: Joe E. Lewis
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I distrust camels, and anyone else who
“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.”
— Joe E. Lewis
Author: Joe E. Lewis
Category: funny
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I told my doctor I get very
“I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.”
— Joe E. Lewis
Author: Joe E. Lewis
Category: diet
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You only live once – but if
“You only live once – but if you work it right, once is enough.”
— Joe E. Lewis
Author: Joe E. Lewis
Category: work
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