“Never floss with a stranger.”
— Joan Rivers
Author: Joan Rivers
Category: funny
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Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to
“Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.”
— Joan Rivers
Author: Joan Rivers
Category: diet
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The ideal beauty is a fugitive which
“The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.”
— Joan Rivers
Author: Joan Rivers
Category: beauty
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I knew I was an unwanted baby
“I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”
— Joan Rivers
Author: Joan Rivers
Category: funny
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I hate housework! You make the beds,
“I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.”
— Joan Rivers
Author: Joan Rivers
Category: funny
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Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food
“Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.”
— Joan Rivers
Author: Joan Rivers
Category: food
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People say that money is not the
“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.”
— Joan Rivers
Author: Joan Rivers
Category: money
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People say that money is not the
“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.”
— Joan Rivers
Author: Joan Rivers
Category: happiness
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