“I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.”
— Jay London
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Category: music
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My father would take me to the
“My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.”
— Jay London
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Category: funny
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I wanted to take up music, so
“I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.”
— Jay London
Author: Jay London
Category: dad
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It all started when my dog began
“It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.”
— Jay London
Author: Jay London
Category: funny
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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket,
“My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.”
— Jay London
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I went to the doctor and he
“I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?”
— Jay London
Author: Jay London
Category: medical
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