“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
— Henny Youngman
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“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
— Henny Youngman
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“This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!”
— Henny Youngman
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“I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.”
— Henny Youngman
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“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
— Henny Youngman
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Category: anniversary
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“Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.”
— Henny Youngman
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“A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.”
— Henny Youngman
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“While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.”
— Henny Youngman
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“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”
— Henny Youngman
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“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
— Henny Youngman
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“My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.”
— Henny Youngman
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