“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”
— Groucho Marx
Author: Groucho Marx
Category: funny
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I was married by a judge. I
“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
— Groucho Marx
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Category: wedding
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi
“A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.”
— Groucho Marx
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Category: medical
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who
“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?”
— Groucho Marx
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Category: marriage
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Next time I see you, remind me
“Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.”
— Groucho Marx
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Category: time
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Man does not control his own fate.
“Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.”
— Groucho Marx
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Category: women
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I must confess, I was born at
“I must confess, I was born at a very early age.”
— Groucho Marx
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Category: age
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Politics is the art of looking for
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.”
— Groucho Marx
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Category: politics
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The first thing which I can record
“The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution – this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.”
— Groucho Marx
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Category: time
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Alimony is like buying hay for a
“Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.”
— Groucho Marx
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Category: humor
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I find television very educating. Every time
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
— Groucho Marx
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Category: time
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