“In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.”
— Groucho Marx
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Politics is the art of looking for
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.”
— Groucho Marx
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Women should be obscene and not heard.
“Women should be obscene and not heard.”
— Groucho Marx
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Humor is reason gone mad.
“Humor is reason gone mad.”
— Groucho Marx
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Man does not control his own fate.
“Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.”
— Groucho Marx
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
“Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.”
— Groucho Marx
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A child of five would understand this.
“A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.”
— Groucho Marx
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I remember the first time I had
“I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt.”
— Groucho Marx
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No man goes before his time –
“No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early.”
— Groucho Marx
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Military justice is to justice what military
“Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.”
— Groucho Marx
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All people are born alike – except
“All people are born alike – except Republicans and Democrats.”
— Groucho Marx
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