“By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.”
— George Carlin
Author: George Carlin
Category: truth
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you
“Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.”
— George Carlin
Author: George Carlin
Category: funny
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Most people work just hard enough not
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.”
— George Carlin
Author: George Carlin
Category: money
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What does it mean to pre-board? Do
“What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?”
— George Carlin
Author: George Carlin
Category: travel
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
“Weather forecast for tonight: dark.”
— George Carlin
Author: George Carlin
Category: funny
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Most people work just hard enough not
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.”
— George Carlin
Author: George Carlin
Category: work
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