“Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.”
— George Carlin
Author: George Carlin
Category: time
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Dusting is a good example of the
“Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.”
— George Carlin
Author: George Carlin
Category: good
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
“Electricity is really just organized lightning.”
— George Carlin
Author: George Carlin
Category: funny
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You know the good part about all
“You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.”
— George Carlin
Author: George Carlin
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Religion is just mind control.
“Religion is just mind control.”
— George Carlin
Author: George Carlin
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At a formal dinner party, the person
“At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.”
— George Carlin
Author: George Carlin
Category: death
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In comic strips, the person on the
“In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.”
— George Carlin
Author: George Carlin
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The other night I ate at a
“The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.”
— George Carlin
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Category: family
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By and large, language is a tool
“By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.”
— George Carlin
Author: George Carlin
Category: communication
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and
“Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?”
— George Carlin
Author: George Carlin
Category: freedom
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Death is caused by swallowing small amounts
“Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.”
— George Carlin
Author: George Carlin
Category: death
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