“I remember nearly having a fit of the giggles during the reading because dear Daniel was SO respectful and serious and I was finding the whole situation funny because I was speaking to his profile.”
— Madeleine Stowe
Author: Madeleine Stowe
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“I like marriage. The idea.”
— Toni Morrison
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“How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.”
— Spike Milligan
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“I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.”
— Mae West
Author: Mae West
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“When human judgment and big data intersect there are some funny things that happen.”
— Nate Silver
Author: Nate Silver
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“They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny.That made me the coolest aunt on earth.”
— Tina Yothers
Author: Tina Yothers
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“They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.”
— Clint Eastwood
Author: Clint Eastwood
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“If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.”
— Logan P. Smith
Author: Logan P. Smith
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“Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.”
— H. L. Mencken
Author: H. L. Mencken
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“Electricity is really just organized lightning.”
— George Carlin
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“What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.”
— David Sedaris
Author: David Sedaris
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