“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.”
— Erma Bombeck
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It goes without saying that you should
“It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.”
— Erma Bombeck
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Youngsters of the age of two and
“Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.”
— Erma Bombeck
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