“Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.”
— Erma Bombeck
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Category: women
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
“Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.”
— Erma Bombeck
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Category: funny
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Thanks to my mother, not a single
“Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.”
— Erma Bombeck
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Category: society
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Never go to a doctor whose office
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
— Erma Bombeck
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Category: medical
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If a man watches three football games
“If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.”
— Erma Bombeck
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Category: sports
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My kids always perceived the bathroom as
“My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.”
— Erma Bombeck
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Category: car
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Never go to your high school reunion
“Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.”
— Erma Bombeck
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Category: graduation
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Never order food in excess of your
“Never order food in excess of your body weight.”
— Erma Bombeck
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Category: food
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There is a thin line that separates
“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”
— Erma Bombeck
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Category: humor
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Children make your life important.
“Children make your life important.”
— Erma Bombeck
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Category: life
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Being a child at home alone in
“Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.”
— Erma Bombeck
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Category: work
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