Erma Bombeck – Page 2 – Purpee Quotes

Car designers are just going to have

Posted on May 5, 2016May 5, 2011 by admin

“Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.”

— Erma Bombeck

Author: Erma Bombeck
Category: car
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I never leaf through a copy of

Posted on December 4, 2015December 4, 2010 by admin

“I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.”

— Erma Bombeck

Author: Erma Bombeck
Category: society
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Never have more children than you have

Posted on September 7, 2015September 7, 2010 by admin

“Never have more children than you have car windows.”

— Erma Bombeck

Author: Erma Bombeck
Category: funny
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I come from a family where gravy

Posted on June 19, 2015June 19, 2010 by admin

“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.”

— Erma Bombeck

Author: Erma Bombeck
Category: food
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Thanks to my mother, not a single

Posted on April 18, 2015April 18, 2010 by admin

“Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.”

— Erma Bombeck

Author: Erma Bombeck
Category: business
Tags: business, Erma Bombeck