“I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots.”
— Elayne Boosler
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Category: thankful
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“I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food.”
— Elayne Boosler
Author: Elayne Boosler
Category: thankful
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“I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.”
— Elayne Boosler
Author: Elayne Boosler
Category: funny
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“Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?”
— Elayne Boosler
Author: Elayne Boosler
Category: funny
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“I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.”
— Elayne Boosler
Author: Elayne Boosler
Category: alone
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“When the sun comes up, I have morals again.”
— Elayne Boosler
Author: Elayne Boosler
Category: funny
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