“A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.”
— Doug Larson
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Category: learning
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Home computers are being called upon to
“Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.”
— Doug Larson
Author: Doug Larson
Category: computers
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Home computers are being called upon to
“Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.”
— Doug Larson
Author: Doug Larson
Category: home
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Instead of giving a politician the keys
“Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.”
— Doug Larson
Author: Doug Larson
Category: change
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A weed is a plant that has
“A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.”
— Doug Larson
Author: Doug Larson
Category: gardening
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More marriages might survive if the partners
“More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.”
— Doug Larson
Author: Doug Larson
Category: marriage
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Spring is when you feel like whistling
“Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.”
— Doug Larson
Author: Doug Larson
Category: nature
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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and
“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”
— Doug Larson
Author: Doug Larson
Category: good
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A True friend is one who overlooks
“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!”
— Doug Larson
Author: Doug Larson
Category: friendship
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If all the cars in the United
“If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.”
— Doug Larson
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Category: car
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The world is full of people looking
“The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.”
— Doug Larson
Author: Doug Larson
Category: happiness
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