“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.”
— Dave Barry
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Category: religion
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It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will
“It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.”
— Dave Barry
Author: Dave Barry
Category: travel
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The one thing that unites all human
“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.”
— Dave Barry
Author: Dave Barry
Category: age
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The problem with winter sports is that
“The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter.”
— Dave Barry
Author: Dave Barry
Category: sports
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It was Public Art, defined as art
“It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.”
— Dave Barry
Author: Dave Barry
Category: art
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Your modern teenager is not about to
“Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.”
— Dave Barry
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Category: teen
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To an adolescent, there is nothing in
“To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.”
— Dave Barry
Author: Dave Barry
Category: teen
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Life is anything that dies when you
“Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.”
— Dave Barry
Author: Dave Barry
Category: life
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The problem with winter sports is that
“The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter.”
— Dave Barry
Author: Dave Barry
Category: sports
Tags: sports, Dave Barry