“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.”
— Dave Barry
Author: Dave Barry
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I believe that we parents must encourage
“I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.”
— Dave Barry
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Category: good
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The Internet: transforming society and shaping the
“The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.”
— Dave Barry
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Category: society
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Auto racing is boring except when a
“Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.”
— Dave Barry
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Category: car
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Hobbies of any kind are boring except
“Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print.”
— Dave Barry
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Category: religion
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As a child, I was more afraid
“As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.”
— Dave Barry
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Category: fear
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The simple truth is that balding African-American
“The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.”
— Dave Barry
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Category: men
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The simple truth is that balding African-American
“The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.”
— Dave Barry
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Category: cool
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The simple truth is that balding African-American
“The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.”
— Dave Barry
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Category: truth
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Big business never pays a nickel in
“Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes.”
— Dave Barry
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Category: business
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The Internet: transforming society and shaping the
“The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.”
— Dave Barry
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Category: computers
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