“The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.”
— Dave Barry
Author: Dave Barry
Category: communication
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What I look forward to is continued
“What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.”
— Dave Barry
Author: Dave Barry
Category: death
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The Internet is the most important single
“The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.”
— Dave Barry
Author: Dave Barry
Category: technology
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The Internet is the most important single
“The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.”
— Dave Barry
Author: Dave Barry
Category: history
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I want a pit crew… I hate
“I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.”
— Dave Barry
Author: Dave Barry
Category: car
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I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones
“I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.”
— Dave Barry
Author: Dave Barry
Category: war
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The four building blocks of the universe
“The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.”
— Dave Barry
Author: Dave Barry
Category: funny
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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on
“Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.”
— Dave Barry
Author: Dave Barry
Category: food
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Once again, we come to the Holiday
“Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.”
— Dave Barry
Author: Dave Barry
Category: time
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The information encoded in your DNA determines
“The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number.”
— Dave Barry
Author: Dave Barry
Category: age
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The Internet: transforming society and shaping the
“The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.”
— Dave Barry
Author: Dave Barry
Category: future
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