“I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.”
— Billy Connolly
Author: Billy Connolly
Category: imagination
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My definition of an intellectual is someone
“My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.”
— Billy Connolly
Author: Billy Connolly
Category: funny
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My parents used to take me to
“My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.”
— Billy Connolly
Author: Billy Connolly
Category: pet
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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again,
“Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.”
— Billy Connolly
Author: Billy Connolly
Category: marriage
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