“Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.”
— Andy Rooney
Author: Andy Rooney
Category: technology
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Death is a distant rumor to the
“Death is a distant rumor to the young.”
— Andy Rooney
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Category: death
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The average dog is a nicer person
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
— Andy Rooney
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Category: pet
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes
“Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.”
— Andy Rooney
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People will generally accept facts as truth
“People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.”
— Andy Rooney
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Category: truth
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All men are not created equal but
“All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.”
— Andy Rooney
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Category: men
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If you smile when no one else
“If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.”
— Andy Rooney
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Category: smile
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Most of us end up with no
“Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.”
— Andy Rooney
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Category: teacher
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The closing of a door can bring
“The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort – the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing – the opening a wonderfully joyous moment.”
— Andy Rooney
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Category: sad
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Computers may save time but they sure
“Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.”
— Andy Rooney
Author: Andy Rooney
Category: computers
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